Thursday, January 25, 2007

funny little test

This is a big departure for me.  This is not my kind of test - but someone posted it on one of my groups and I have NOTHING to blog about.  Some of us are feeling down, so this might perk you up a little.  Oh, please don't email me with your fine, even though that's what it says in the instructions.  You don't have to tell me or post a comment.  I thought it would be good to open up conversation with my DH, but I think he was a little embarrassed.  again, I apologize in advance if this offends.

This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it,
you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each offense and added
up your total fine. When you are done, send it back to the person
that sent it to you and your other friends. Title your email "My fine is
$....."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your
fine. 

> >1. Smoked pot -- $10
> >2. Did acid -- $5
> >3. Ever had sex at church -- $25
> >4. Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next
> >to you -- $40
> >5. Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
> >6. Had sex for money -- $100
> >7. Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
> >8. Vandalized something -- $20
> >9. Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
> >10. Beat up someone -- $20
> >11. Been jumped -- $10
> >12. Crossed dressed -- $10
> >13. Given money to stripper -- $25
> >14. Been in love with a stripper -- $20
> >15. Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
> >16. Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
> >17. Ever drive drunk -- $20
> >18. Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --
$50
> >
> >19. Used toys while having sex -- $30
> >20. Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before --
$20
> >
> >21. Went skinny dipping -- $5
> >22. Had sex in a pool -- $20
> >23. Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
> >24. Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
> >25. Cheated on your significant other -- $10
> >26. Masturbated -- $10
> >27. Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close
> >friend -- $20
> >28. Done oral -- $5
> >29. Got oral -- $5
> >30. Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
> >31. Stole something -- $10
> >32. Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
> >33. Made a nasty home video -- $15
> >34. Had a threesome -- $50
> >35. Had sex in the wild -- $20
> >36. Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
> >37. Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
> >38. Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
> >39. Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
> >40. Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
> >41. Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
> >42. Went streaking -- $5
> >43. Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
> >44. Been arrested -- $5
> >45. Spent time in jail -- $15
> >46. Peed in the pool -- $0.50
> >47. Played spin the bottle -- $5
> >48. Done something you regret -- $20
> >49. Had sex with your best friend -- $20
> >50. Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
> >51. Had anal sex -- $80
> >52. Lied to your mate -- $5
> >53. Lied to your mate a bout the sex being good -- $25
> >
> >Tally it up, let me know what your score was.
>

Like I said, you don't have to tell me your score.  But I'll tell you mine.  $25.60  He-he!  I know, that's low and I'm really boring.  Really, I'm very boring.  Very straight and puritanical and by-the-rules.  But I've always wanted to streak....

2 comments:

mzgoochi said...

I added it up but I'm not posting it!! LOL

demandnlilchit said...

Well, add the cost of streaking to mine....long time ago, but oh so fun! lol