Friday, January 5, 2007

the other man in my life & avacados

I have a confession.  There is another man in my life.  And I"m not going to get all spiritual on you - that other man is a given.  But I haven't told you about this one.

Last night I went for my walk.  I had not walked the day before and I could tell on this walk.  Because his hand had a tight grip on my booblet.  Yes, when I vacuum, scrub the shower floor, or some other vigorous activity it feels like a mans hand has a tight, but not painful grip on my bosom.  LOL!  Had you going.  But it's true!  That's exactly what it feels like.  When I get a fill, it feels like his hand is laying heavily on me for a day or two.  And there's something about my position sitting in the car.  That hand is laying on me there too.

My DH is so jealous.

well, not really.  He just rolls his eyes when I talk about him.

*giggle*  I'm so goofy.

My life is so dull, this is all I have to contribute.  Oh, I'm sprouting an avacado seed.  You know how crazy I've been about guacamole lately, so this makes sense.  Too bad I won't be around when it produces.  That and the pineapples.  The next resident at this house is gonna be one lucky person!

2 comments:

lanurseprn said...

LOL on the other man!  Had me going for a minute! LOL!
Pam

gosso23 said...

You are too funny! You had me going there for a minute.